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Old 05-21-2008, 12:39 PM   #11 (permalink)
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lol.....Hey Miser,

hows it hangin?

It must be tuf not getting sleep.

Well, keep you head up.....lol oops!

Here is a Poem to help "lift" your spirit......lol


The Penis Poem

My nookie days are over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord
From my trousers it would spring
But now I've got a full-time job
To find the blasted thing.
It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its little head
And watch me tie my shoes.
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Old 05-21-2008, 07:12 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Im getting plenty of sleep now. Come to find out my newborn was having acid reflux and thats the reason he wouldnt stop crying. Got him some medicine and all we do now is sleep.

when you get a vasectomy the only thing that changes is no sperm in your fluid. So I can knock it out without any worries !
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Old 05-21-2008, 07:35 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I have too much respect for Miser to laugh but that poem hit the spot lol .

Is it mandatory to have that operation? I never heard of anybody got it. Are you humping over 5X a week and you just want to play it safe? lol

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I have too much respect for Miser to laugh but that poem hit the spot lol .

Is it mandatory to have that operation? I never heard of anybody got it. Are you humping over 5X a week and you just want to play it safe? lol
shit right now i aint getting any I have to wait 4 more weeks until my wife is all healed up. Its mandatory if you want to raw dog it and not have any more kids.
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LOL......Raw Dog It........
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LOL......Raw Dog It........
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