[mr64magic]

I saw this idea on another site it was kinda cool. Someone started a story off and then the next person picked up the next part and added to it and on and on it turned out pretty funny. Thought maybe I'd see if it might be something to try here.

[mr64magic]

okay I'll start it.......

Once there was a little boy named....uh Dennis. In his neighborhood there were not many lowriders but when he went to the grocery store he used to always pick up the latest issue of Lowrider magazine. One day lil Dennis decided he wanted to have the lowrider magazine. His mom wouldn't give him enough money for the magazine and she didn't approve of the way the "young ladies" were dressed. She felt it wasn't appropriate for the young innocent mind of her little Dennis. One day at the store Dennis decided to take matters into his own hands and wandered into the grocery store. It was the best issue of all! it had a beautiful 63 Impala on the cover and a full fold out. He slipped it into his back pack and started to head for the door. Then.........

[SLAMMED63CHEVY]

Then security say “HEY!!!” lil Dennis looked back with a And ran out of the store and down the street, thought the park, across the rail road tracks, and found himself in a part of town he has never been before.....

[pcp]

Dennis was tired from running. He found a bench and pulled out his stolen lowrider magazine and started looking at pictures. That day, he promised himself that he will do anything to get ahold of 63 impala.. While he was day dreaming of cruising with a 63 impala. A bunch of kids punked him off by taking his magazine and told him to get the hell out of that neighbourhood. On his way home crying. A man name D-rugs approached him and ask him if he wants to make money. Lil Dennis didn't know what to do. He was all confused and his teary eye didn't help him either. Lil Dennis couldn't focus so without thinking. He told D-rugs that...

[DRLOWZ]

...yea I want to make some money....what do I have to do? and to his surprise.....He could not believe what D-rugs said...but all lil Dennis could say was: Hell yea I'll be a PIMP......

[mr64magic]

Of course I would love to be a PIMP. but I'm only 12 years old and i don't know the first thing about pimping. D-rugs turned to him with a half smile and his gold teeth shining in the Kentucky sun. " Pimp'in aint easy". "First thing I'm gonna have to teach ya the pimp walk, then I need ta teach ya how to do a good solid pimp slap." D-rugs pager went off just at that moment and he patted lil Dennis on the head. He said "Meet me here at 4:20 tomorrow after school." D-rugs hopped in his gold and pink 79 caddy and with an golden smile was gone. Lil Dennis was so excited he had what he felt was a calling from God himself. He ran all the way home and entered in his house through the back door. He was so excitied in fact he did think much of the magazine in his hand as he came face to face with his moms in the kitchen. Just then he looked at his moms face and her eyes were staring at the magazine cluthed in his fist. He knew what was coming next........

[DRLOWZ]

.yep you guessed it...his 1st pimp slap... His mom couldnt believe it.... the next day lil Dennis went to meet D-rugs and he had a member of his posse he wanted him to meet, MAGIC was the name.........

[SLAMMED63CHEVY]

Magic was the name of D-rugs supplier. Magic could supply anything to anyone, D-rugs told little Dennis that if he wanted to be a pimp that he would need to pack some heat and Magic was going to give him some. Magic handed little Dennis a 9mm pistol a 9mm squirt gun pistol filled with hot sauce, Magic told little Dennis that one squirt to the face is all you need. Little Dennis didn’t know what to think, he felt like a man with is new heat and wanted to find the kids that punked him for one of his lowrider magazines but D-rugs said “slow your roll little Dee there’s more to pimpin the you know….

[pcp]

Little DEE felt power and anger. He decided that he'd go back to the neighbourhood and show them punks what he's made of. On his way to projects. He saw some rich kid with a lowrider bike. He walked up to the kid, grabbed the head and pointed his 9mm squirt gun filled with hot sauce on the kids right eye. Dennis felt power and all he could think of is damn then he said to the kid "give me your bike or I will blind your ass".."I'm only asking for the bike and if you make me pull this trigga..I'll take your shoes too"..

[mr64magic]

Then Lil d decided " To hell with it, Imma gonna take yurr shoes too punk." The little dude was freaking out by now. D noticed a wet spot on the kids front and he was shaking like a leaf trying to get his shoes off. The spot just strarting getting bigger and bigger as the kid sat on the ground. By the time he got his shoes off he was sitting in a puddle. Lil D by that time was laughing his ass off "The kid just pissed his pants" Lil D just grabbed the shoes from the kids hands making sure not to get them in the kid's wet mess. As lil D rode off the kid was now standing and yelling at him in the loudest voice he could. Lil D heard the kids cracking voice yelling " You stupid bitch stole my shit, my name is 1lowcut and don't forget it, cause I'll find you." D though to himself maybe this 1lowcut would find him another day but he first has to go home and clean up from pissing his pants!. D headed up the street on his new bike, passed the market, post office, and porn shop, coming out of the porn shop this old, old man, walked out with a cane. Lil D snatched it right from his hands as he rode by. The old man hit the ground and it looked like those around him he almost broke a hip. Lil D could hear the old man yelling for help as he cruised on by for about another two blocks. As he rode he was admiring his new black cane with the gold crown top. It indeed was the perfect pimp stick. A new bike, new shoes, and a hot pimp stick, he was well on his way. He rode another 3 blocks and came to the crosswalk and had to wait for the light to change and traffic to pass. As he was waiting here, he heard something behind him, just as he turned to look to see what or who it was......