The Plan

DRLOWZ · 08-22-2006, 07:05 PM

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys," we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "

CHUCKSLACEDUP76 · 08-22-2006, 09:46 PM

Sounds like answers based on a frustrated attitude. Closedmindedness leads to anger.............

..........but thats why our country is so great b/c of the fact that no matter how different our opinions are we have the right to voice them.

JUSWESTCOASTIN · 08-23-2006, 10:53 AM

thats why i love this country so much right there' FREEDOM OF SPEECH". i agree with some but other things i dont, but everyone has the right to an opinion. America is always the 'GO To GUY" when something happens in the world, but some issues we shouldnt be invoved in. I will comment on the middle east issue though who the hell thought it was a good idea to interfere with a country whos been under a dictatorship for years, and in a holy war for centuries? and now we are the ugly ones, we are the foreign invaders? come on. all i know is everyone in the U.S. needs to pray for every american soldier over there, cause it sucks when soldiers feel the American public as a whole has stopped supporting them. i dont know everything but i do know i have spent 2 long years in iraq, and 6 months in afganistan. i love my country, and love serving my country, but i also love my family who has sacrificed the most.

DRLOWZ · 08-23-2006, 12:13 PM

yea this was just an email I got...just thought I would share it with you..

jess · 08-23-2006, 09:05 PM

I agree with a lot of it....but there is actually no official language for the united states. The majority speak english, but we dont have an official language. Plus it is hard for some immigrants to learn English before they come here. Some communist countries (like Cuba) make it very difficult, almost impossible, for people to learn english. Im not sure if it still is, but it used to be illegal to learn english in cuba

08-22-2006, 07:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
DRLOWZ Administrator Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Bardstown,Kentucky Posts: 5,242	The Plan "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys," we will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them. 4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers. 5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby. 6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while. 7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.) 8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything. 9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. 10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan? "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "

08-23-2006, 10:53 AM	#3 (permalink)
JUSWESTCOASTIN UnitedRidaz C.C. Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Olympia, Washington Posts: 1,241	plan thats why i love this country so much right there' FREEDOM OF SPEECH". i agree with some but other things i dont, but everyone has the right to an opinion. America is always the 'GO To GUY" when something happens in the world, but some issues we shouldnt be invoved in. I will comment on the middle east issue though who the hell thought it was a good idea to interfere with a country whos been under a dictatorship for years, and in a holy war for centuries? and now we are the ugly ones, we are the foreign invaders? come on. all i know is everyone in the U.S. needs to pray for every american soldier over there, cause it sucks when soldiers feel the American public as a whole has stopped supporting them. i dont know everything but i do know i have spent 2 long years in iraq, and 6 months in afganistan. i love my country, and love serving my country, but i also love my family who has sacrificed the most.

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08-22-2006, 09:46 PM	#2 (permalink)
CHUCKSLACEDUP76 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PHILLY Posts: 49	Sounds like answers based on a frustrated attitude. Closedmindedness leads to anger............. ..........but thats why our country is so great b/c of the fact that no matter how different our opinions are we have the right to voice them.

08-23-2006, 12:13 PM	#4 (permalink)
DRLOWZ Administrator Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Bardstown,Kentucky Posts: 5,242	yea this was just an email I got...just thought I would share it with you..

08-23-2006, 09:05 PM	#5 (permalink)
jess Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 125	I agree with a lot of it....but there is actually no official language for the united states. The majority speak english, but we dont have an official language. Plus it is hard for some immigrants to learn English before they come here. Some communist countries (like Cuba) make it very difficult, almost impossible, for people to learn english. Im not sure if it still is, but it used to be illegal to learn english in cuba