[DRLOWZ]

List up your lowrider lingo and give us the translation.....


That shit is in the dirt!!

Translation

Your car is sitting low to the ground.

[Lowridingmike]

Juice = Hydraulics
bologna bobs = 155/80's w/ no tread left
Ass end = rear end of car
Nose = front end of car
Chippin = hoppin low
Swangin = hoppin reasonably high
Bumper checkin = hoppin so high your back bumper smacks the ground
Sand baggin = hoppin with no effort
circus or clown car = p.o.s. hopper that' snon drivable w/ weight
switch retarded = can't hit a switch right
baloons = anythign over a 155/80 on 13's and anythign over a 175/75 on 14's
Shove = really loud audio
plug = quick disconnect
turd-o-matic = 200 metric transmission in referance to a g-body or 4.1 litre when refering to a caddy
dead batteries = I don't feel like hitting the switches
trailor queen = your car never touches the street
garage queen = your car never sees daylight
gangsta whites = over 1 inch whitewall
fat whites = 1 inch remington whites
tank = car with a practically bullet proof or wrapped frame
ricer = fast and furious wanna be
gate = pump
kentucky metric = adjustable wrench
A kentucky lowrider = cutlass on 13's with ugly velvet interior, chain wheel, 2 CCE pumps, and 6 or less batteries

[rlowride]

Rick=no lowrider in site..

Example...
Damn, this place is so rick!

[bigharley]

In California this how we talk
Swangin = spinnin circles in a rear wheel car.
Juiced = Lifted car usualy hydraulics but can also mean air biags.
bologna bobs we call rubber bands because the tire looks like it was stretched way to far to put it on the rim not to mention bubber bands could pop at any time.
we also say that Some folks cars are in the weeds same as dennis your car is way fuckin low.
Dead batteries mean i got a cop watching me so fuck off idiot.

we call tanks anything that was made prior to 1979. cuz u can use them like tanks.
we call vehicles with realy loud soud systems one of two different things A)
Bomb ass sound systems in a car or S.L.A.B which stands for Seroius Loud And Bumpin, or B) really annoying wanna be bitch with lame ass speakers in the grill, aka get a fuckin eq and a clue bitch.

[bigharley]

we also call a car a high sider when you pull up next to a ricer lock all four corners up and then drop the oppisite side of where ever your car is in acorrdance to us. so if i was in the left turning lane and you came up on my right side to go straight i would lift all four and drop the driver side so you could only see the one side.
If this was done in a three wheel then you would be counting my spokes for me as i laugh on through the light.