[ballnchain]

It is illegal in Kentucky to marry the same man more than 3 times.

It is illegal for a woman to appear in a bathing suit on a highway unless she is: escorted by at least two police officers; armed with a club; or lighter than 90 pounds or heavier than 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to female horses.

It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.
In Owensboro, it is against the law for any woman to buy a hat without her husbands approval.

By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground.

In Bardstown it is illegal for an unescorted female to enter a lounge severing alcohol if she is wearing kneesocks

In Berea, the law declares that any horse out after dark must have a red tail light.

Frankfort, makes it against the law to shoot off a policeman's tie.


Im gonna have to use that sober law some time....

[UCYI3WL]

If your too drunk too hold on to the ground, then you drank wayyyyyy tooooo muchhhhh