High Alert!?!?!?!?!?!!

CadillacGrill21 · 09-11-2002, 07:19 PM

one time a bottle rocket hit my mail box..........

UCYI3WL · 09-11-2002, 07:23 PM

All we have is NASA in Huntsville and Maxwell Air Force base here in Montgomery with the war college...Dont know if we are high on thelist or not??? Who knows???

TRUERIDER · 09-11-2002, 07:23 PM

AAWW hell we got to laugh now....check this out.

Osama bin Laden has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to
> hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
>
> "I don't know what to do here," the devil says. "You're on my list,
> but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so
> I'll tell you what I'm going to do: I've got a couple of people here
> who
> weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to
> take
> their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
>
> Osama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil led him into the
> first room.
>
> In it was Manuel Noriega and a large pool of water. He kept diving in
> and surfacing empty-handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate
> in hell.
>
> "No," bin Laden said, "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I
> don't think I could do that all day long."
>
> So the devil led him to the next room. In it was the Ayatollah Khomeini
> with a sledgehammer and a huge pile of rocks. All he did was swing that
>
> hammer, time after time after time.
>
> "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I'd be in constant agony
> if
> all I did was break rocks all day," bin Laden commented.
>
> So the devil opened a third door. In it, bin Laden saw Bill Clinton,
> lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs
> staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was his girl Monica,
> doing what she does best. Osama bin Laden stared in disbelief and
> finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
>
> The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go."

UCYI3WL · 09-11-2002, 07:27 PM

That was a good one!!

timdog57 · 09-11-2002, 09:02 PM

If everybody worried about shit all the time nobody would come out of thier houses. Grin and bare it go on with your life unless you want to join the armed forces and do something about it! I am just very positive in the way I think so nobody should take this wrong! Much Love!

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09-11-2002, 07:19 PM	#21 (permalink)
CadillacGrill21 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Fairfax County, Virginia Posts: 15	one time a bottle rocket hit my mail box..........

09-11-2002, 07:23 PM	#22 (permalink)
UCYI3WL UnitedRidaz C.C. Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 2,813	All we have is NASA in Huntsville and Maxwell Air Force base here in Montgomery with the war college...Dont know if we are high on thelist or not??? Who knows???

09-11-2002, 07:23 PM	#23 (permalink)
TRUERIDER Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: CALIforNIA Posts: 52	AAWW hell we got to laugh now....check this out. Osama bin Laden has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to > hell, where the devil is waiting for him. > > "I don't know what to do here," the devil says. "You're on my list, > but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so > I'll tell you what I'm going to do: I've got a couple of people here > who > weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to > take > their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." > > Osama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil led him into the > first room. > > In it was Manuel Noriega and a large pool of water. He kept diving in > and surfacing empty-handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate > in hell. > > "No," bin Laden said, "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I > don't think I could do that all day long." > > So the devil led him to the next room. In it was the Ayatollah Khomeini > with a sledgehammer and a huge pile of rocks. All he did was swing that > > hammer, time after time after time. > > "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I'd be in constant agony > if > all I did was break rocks all day," bin Laden commented. > > So the devil opened a third door. In it, bin Laden saw Bill Clinton, > lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs > staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was his girl Monica, > doing what she does best. Osama bin Laden stared in disbelief and > finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this." > > The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go."

09-11-2002, 07:27 PM	#24 (permalink)
UCYI3WL UnitedRidaz C.C. Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 2,813	That was a good one!!

09-11-2002, 09:02 PM	#25 (permalink)
timdog57 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The "Ville" Kentucky Posts: 351	If everybody worried about shit all the time nobody would come out of thier houses. Grin and bare it go on with your life unless you want to join the armed forces and do something about it! I am just very positive in the way I think so nobody should take this wrong! Much Love!