AAWW hell we got to laugh now....check this out.
Osama bin Laden has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to
> hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
>
> "I don't know what to do here," the devil says. "You're on my list,
> but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so
> I'll tell you what I'm going to do: I've got a couple of people here
> who
> weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to
> take
> their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
>
> Osama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil led him into the
> first room.
>
> In it was Manuel Noriega and a large pool of water. He kept diving in
> and surfacing empty-handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate
> in hell.
>
> "No," bin Laden said, "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I
> don't think I could do that all day long."
>
> So the devil led him to the next room. In it was the Ayatollah Khomeini
> with a sledgehammer and a huge pile of rocks. All he did was swing that
>
> hammer, time after time after time.
>
> "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I'd be in constant agony
> if
> all I did was break rocks all day," bin Laden commented.
>
> So the devil opened a third door. In it, bin Laden saw Bill Clinton,
> lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs
> staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was his girl Monica,
> doing what she does best. Osama bin Laden stared in disbelief and
> finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
>
> The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
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