[DRLOWZ]

So Im outside today just messing around...so I try to start and wouldnt you know it a dead battery...so Im like damn....I get the battery charger out and get it going, well that takes 159 hours to charge....lol...finally get it going and I put the volt meter on the battery and its reading 11.06 volts....so Im like what the fuck now...so me being the genius I am, I start checking all the wires and connections and shit...so Im guessing the alternator went bad (again), hmm how in the hell.....so I pick up the voltmeter and move it and the display flashed and then read 13.98 volts.....so now what....put the volt meter down and back to 11.06...SHIT....pushed on the volt meter display and bam.....it wasnt the car after all.........screen was loose on meter.....lol....what a day!!